{"totalPages":"1","currentPage":"1","nextPage":"","search":"","tag":"","indexPage":"",
"askLabel":"Ask me anything",
"submitLabel":"Submit",
"searchLabel":"Search",
"posts":{
"1513694036":{"id":"1513694036","date":"2010-11-08","noteCount": "98,751 notes","url":"http://misunderst0od.tumblr.com/post/1513694036/socially-awkward","rebloggingUrl":"http://www.tumblr.com/reblog/1513694036/PBZY6Ibv","reblog":"true",
"reblogParentUrl":"http://thegentlebamf.tumblr.com/post/1513272369/socially-awkward","reblogParentName":"thegentlebamf","reblogSourceUrl":"","reblogSourceName":"","reblogSourceUrlHack":"",
"hasTags":"",
"permalinkPage":"true","notesUrl":"http://misunderst0od.tumblr.com/notes/1513694036/65tRBaO7G",
"type":"link","link":"http://","title":"Socially%20Awkward.","body":"%3Cp%3E%3Ca%20href%3D%22http%3A%2F%2Fthegentlebamf.tumblr.com%2Fpost%2F1513272369%2Fsocially-awkward%22%20target%3D%22_blank%22%3Ethegentlebamf%3C%2Fa%3E%3A%3C%2Fp%3E%0A%3Cblockquote%3E%0A%3Cp%3E%3Ca%20href%3D%22http%3A%2F%2Fthesleepingeye.tumblr.com%2Fpost%2F1254672272%2Fsocially-awkward%22%20target%3D%22_blank%22%3Ethesleepingeye%3C%2Fa%3E%3A%3C%2Fp%3E%0A%3Cblockquote%3E%0A%3Cul%3E%3Cli%3EYou%20check%20your%20phone%2C%20because%20you%20have%20nothing%20to%20contribute%20to%20the%20conversation.%3C%2Fli%3E%0A%3Cli%3EWait%20for%20the%20right%20time%20to%20say%20something%2C%20you%20get%20interrupted.%20Twice%3C%2Fli%3E%0A%3Cli%3ESomeone%20you%20vaguely%20know%20is%20walking%20in%20front%20of%20you.%20You%20maintain%20distance.%3C%2Fli%3E%0A%3Cli%3EHold%20the%20door%20for%20some.%20They%E2%80%99re%20slightly%20too%20far%20away.%3C%2Fli%3E%0A%3Cli%3ESomeone%20comes%20online%2C%20you%20say%20%E2%80%9Chey%E2%80%9D%2C%20they%20go%20offline.%3C%2Fli%3E%0A%3Cli%3EYou%20go%20in%20for%20the%20high-five.%20Other%20person%20isn%E2%80%99t%20looking.%3C%2Fli%3E%0A%3Cli%3EAccidentally%20look%20someone%20in%20the%20eye.%20Pretend%20to%20look%20past%20them.%3C%2Fli%3E%0A%3Cli%3EYou%20say%20something%20stupid.%20You%20play%20it%20down%2C%20but%20everyone%20sees%20your%20face%20going%20red.%3C%2Fli%3E%0A%3Cli%3EYou%20say%20%E2%80%9Chi%E2%80%9D%20to%20someone.%20It%20comes%20out%20as%20a%20whisper.%3C%2Fli%3E%0A%3Cli%3EYour%20friends%20formed%20a%20circle%20while%20you%20were%20gone.%20You%20can%E2%80%99t%20fit%20and%20end%20up%20standing%20slightly%20askew.%3C%2Fli%3E%0A%3Cli%3EWaiting%20by%20yourself%20for%20friends.%20Pretend%20you%E2%80%99re%20texting.%3C%2Fli%3E%0A%3Cli%3EYou%20tell%20a%20hilarious%20joke.%20Nobody%20laughs.%3C%2Fli%3E%0A%3Cli%3EYou%E2%80%99re%20in%20class%20and%20you%20want%20to%20cough.%20Some%20other%20person%20just%20coughed%2C%20now%20you%20have%20to%20wait.%3C%2Fli%3E%0A%3Cli%3EWalk%20into%20the%20restrooms%20and%20the%20stalls%20are%20full%3B%20pretend%20you%20only%20came%20here%20to%20wash%20your%20hands%20then%20leave.%3C%2Fli%3E%0A%3Cli%3EThe%20person%20in%20front%20is%20walking%20slightly%20slower%20than%20you%20are.%20You%20walk%20at%20an%20uncomfortable%20speed%20to%20get%20past%20them.%3C%2Fli%3E%0A%3Cli%3EAWKWARD%20SILENCE.%3C%2Fli%3E%0A%3C%2Ful%3E%3C%2Fblockquote%3E%0A%3Cp%3EHappens%20to%20me%20all%20the%20fucking%20time.%20Especially%20the%20penultimate%20one.%20Hahaha.%20The%20Story%20of%20my%20life%20right%20here.%20%3AP%3C%2Fp%3E%0A%3C%2Fblockquote%3E%0A%3Cp%3E3%2F4%20true%20for%20me.%20I%26%238217%3Bve%20been%20working%20hard%20to%20significantly%20reduce%20it.%3C%2Fp%3E"
},
"":{} }}
